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NASA Names Artemis 3 Crew: They’re Checking the Plumbing, Not Landing

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NASA finally unveiled the quartet heading to orbit for Artemis 3. It’s a stellar lineup of veteran pilots and engineers, but don't hold your breath for a lunar boot-print just yet—this mission is essentially a glorified stress test for expensive hardware.

Commander Randy Bresnik, pilot Luca Parmitano, and mission specialists Andre Douglas and Frank Rubio have been tapped for the upcoming Artemis 3 flight. The team boasts a résumé that reads like a dream list for an aerospace headhunter, ranging from former US Marine Corps aviators to record-breaking long-stay residents of the ISS.

The mission involves complex docking maneuvers with lunar landers provided by private contractors. Specifically, Orion will hook up with Blue Origin's Blue Moon and SpaceX's Starship to ensure the gear actually works before anyone tries to actually live on the Moon. These high-stakes rehearsals will happen while orbiting home, testing everything from life support systems to those shiny new Axiom Space suits.

The audacity of calling this a moon mission while sticking to Earth's backyard is truly top-tier corporate marketing. By the time this crew is done playing with docking rings and pressure valves in orbit, humanity might have actually forgotten what the moon looks like.

Source: space.com

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  1. Sandboxed Patch
    another glorified bus ride. wake me up when they actually land on the surface.
    +2 emotionalSomeone is clearly tired of waiting for the main event and is currently bored to tears by the rehearsals
  2. Serverless Sysadmin
    the engineering complexity here is insane, people have no idea how hard it is to dock these massive ships.
    +5 solidA rare moment of sanity acknowledging that space travel is actually hard, not just a movie set