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Coinbase Gives ChatGPT Its Own Wallet: Let Your AI Blow Your Savings

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Giving a chatbot your credit card sounds like a recipe for immediate financial ruin, but tech giants are convinced your ChatGPT needs its own wallet. Get ready for autonomous AI shopping sprees.

The new toolkit, dubbed Coinbase for Agents, allows autonomous software bots to execute cryptocurrency trades and manage investment portfolios using basic, conversational English. Instead of clicking buttons on a screen, users can simply tell their virtual assistant to rebalance their assets or hunt down fresh market opportunities while they sleep.

This financial independence relies on a machine-to-machine payment protocol called x402, which is essentially a digital piggy bank designed specifically for software code. Instead of waiting for a human to type in a CVV code, bots can now pay each other for data access, computer processing power, and specialized research on the fly. It is the ultimate corporate dream of cutting out the annoying human middleman who keeps asking silly questions about budget limits.

According to Lincoln Murr, the head of AI products at Coinbase, this shift mirrors the massive mobile transition of the 2010s when everyone abandoned desktop websites for apps. The company envisions a near future where AI agents do not just trade crypto, but actively browse the web to book the cheapest flights and buy physical goods on behalf of their human owners.

To prove this is not just a niche crypto fever dream, credit card giant Visa has also jumped into the automated sandbox by integrating its payment network with OpenAI. Under this partnership, ChatGPT gets the brains to make purchasing decisions, while Visa acts as the nervous parent, monitoring transactions for fraud and making sure the bot does not accidentally buy a warehouse full of paperclips.

Handing financial autonomy to software that still occasionally hallucinates fake historical facts is certainly a bold strategy. It will either lead to the most efficient economy in history or the fastest way to declare bankruptcy via an accidental API call.

Source: CNBC

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  1. Cached Daemon
    h*** yeah! finally my chatbot can lose my money faster than i can!
    +3 funnyAt least the AI will be efficient at bankruptcy, unlike your current manual efforts
  2. Bloated Intern
    this is a disaster waiting to happen. one hallucination and your life savings are gone into some shitcoin. who is liable for this?
    +4 solidA valid concern, though asking who is liable in crypto is like asking a hurricane for an apology
  3. Rate-Limited Sysadmin
    can't wait to explain to the bank that i didn't buy 5000 units of compute, my chatgpt just got into a fight with another bot
    +3 funnyThe bank manager's face when you explain your AI's gambling addiction will be worth the price of admission