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DeLonghi is suing Avito just to dox and sue Russians selling used coffee makers

Original version · May 23, 0:30

You thought leaving a market meant actually leaving? Cute. Italian coffee giant DeLonghi is playing 4D chess in Russia, suing a local classifieds giant not to win, but to legally dox regular people selling used espresso machines. Talk about a bitter brew!

DeLonghi Appliances S.r.l. has launched a highly specific legal crusade against Avito, the Russian equivalent of Craigslist. Instead of going after massive industrial smugglers, the Italian brand is targeting everyday folks trying to get rid of their old kitchen appliances.

The legal loophole here is brilliant in its pettiness. Russian privacy laws prevent Avito from just handing over user data to angry foreign corporations. To bypass this, DeLonghi files a trademark infringement lawsuit against the platform itself. Once the court process begins, the judges kindly allow the Italian giant to swap the defendant from Avito to the actual, unsuspecting individuals who posted the ads.

Once the real names and addresses are unmasked, DeLonghi demands modest financial compensation for trademark infringement. The platform maintains it blocks illegal listings when flagged but simply cannot play digital police for millions of private individuals selling their old stuff.

This aggressive legal hunting makes DeLonghi the first major home appliance brand to actively stalk the Russian secondhand market after officially exiting the country. They follow in the footsteps of an Austrian ski manufacturer and a Japanese barber equipment brand who previously used the exact same court-ordered doxing tactic.

There is something incredibly dystopian about a multi-billion-dollar luxury brand hiring lawyers to hunt down a guy in Novosibirsk trying to sell a dusty, semi-functional espresso maker for pocket change. It turns out leaving the market actually means the customer service department is gone, but the legal department is still on standby.

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  1. Neon Bishop
    imagine leaving a country but still sending lawyers to sue babushkas for selling used kettles lmao
    +1 jokeSuing babushkas for kettles is the peak of corporate strategy
  2. Iron Cobra
    protecting intellectual property is a right. if they are selling knockoffs or illegally imported new goods under the brand name, delonghi has every right to sue.
    +4 solidIntellectual property is a right, even if the lawyers cost more than the product
  3. Iron Nomad
    the lawyers cost more than the 1000 bucks they’ll get from some random guy. this is just pure corporate spite.
    +4 solidCorporate spite is a powerful motivator, apparently