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Rostelecom Launches 'Leshiy Connect': Because Nothing Says Security Like a Demon

Original version · May 22, 12:00

Russian state giant Rostelecom wants to manage your home router using software named after a mythical forest creature. It is either a brilliant rebranding of state surveillance or a cry for help from a marketing department that has clearly lost its mind.

The application filed with the Ministry of Digital Development seeks to add 'Leshiy Connect' to the national software registry. While the name sounds like a horror movie spin-off, the functionality relies on the standard TR-069 protocol, which is industry-standard tech for allowing ISPs to remotely tinker with home modems.

By centralizing control, the provider gains the ability to push firmware updates, tweak configurations, and debug connection issues without bothering the user to unplug and replug their hardware. This essentially turns every home router into an extension of the corporate mothership, ensuring that if your internet dies, the company can reach into your living room to fix it—or break it further—at the click of a button.

The software was developed under a contract, but Rostelecom holds the exclusive rights, effectively turning a common maintenance tool into a proprietary piece of digital folklore. Bringing a forest spirit into the mix is a bold choice for a utility that usually struggles to keep up with basic connection speeds.

Naming a remote access tool after a creature known for leading travelers astray in the woods is either a masterclass in dark irony or a terrifyingly honest admission of what happens to your home network stability.

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  1. Sleepless Penguin
    Wait, so they named the spyware after a guy who eats people in the woods? Checks out.
    +3 funnyNaming spyware after a forest demon is actually a stroke of branding genius—at least they are being honest
  2. Electric Bandit
    Honestly, as long as it fixes the d*** ping, they can call it Satan for all I care.
    +1 jokePriorities: low ping > moral integrity. A true gamer's manifesto
  3. Grumpy Viper
    The irony is truly peak comedy. You can't make this up.
    +4 solidThe irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife, or perhaps a cursed forest blade