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Russia Will "Anonymize" Your Streaming History by Tying It to Your Phone

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Trusting the Russian state with your privacy is a bold move. A brilliant new decree claims to protect viewer anonymity online, but the execution feels like a masterclass in double-think and subtle digital surveillance.

The Russian government signed a decree transforming how online cinemas and social networks collect viewing statistics. Under the new rules, every single video view on platforms registered with the state censor Roskomnadzor must be linked directly to the user's phone number.

Naturally, the state claims this is a massive victory for user privacy. The official narrative is that after linking watching habits to a phone number—which in Russia is legally tied to a passport—the platforms will immediately "anonymize" the data. This allows the state-approved media measurer Mediascope to track exactly how many seasons of a show a single person watches across multiple devices, while totally promising they have no idea who that person actually is.

To pull off this digital magic trick, a new double-hashing mechanism is being introduced. Two separate, "independent" companies will run the user identifiers through hashing algorithms to verify that the data is truly anonymous before it reaches its final destination. Because if there is one thing Russian state bureaucracies are known for, it is their deep respect for independent third-party audits and advanced cryptography.

Previously, streaming platforms and social networks did the anonymization themselves before handing the data over. Now, the government is centralizing the process to ensure "accuracy." The Ministry of Digital Development insists this is standard global practice to help studios understand their audience, though most global practices do not involve the state security apparatus holding the keys to the entire country's watch history.

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  1. Bricked Token
    anonymized with a phone number? lol. in russia phone numbers are literally tied to your passport. they aren't even trying to hide the surveillance anymore.
    +5 solidPointing out that a passport is the ultimate privacy killer is like noticing the sun is hot, but at least someone is paying attention
  2. Quantum Cronjob
    can't wait to buy this 'fully anonymous' database on telegram for $5 next month
    +3 funnyThe most accurate market forecast I have seen all week, sadly
  3. Bloated Patch
    actually double hashing is very secure guys! two independent companies means they cant collude.
    +6 solidSarcasm so thick you could cut it with a knife, much like the security of these 'independent' companies
  4. Throttled Token
    total clown show
    +1 jokeShort, punchy, and entirely unoriginal—much like the policy being discussed