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Russia to Test Neural Networks for Traditional Spiritual Values

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Bureaucracy just reached peak absurdity: neural networks in Russia must now prove they possess state-approved morals and orthodox piety before getting government funding.

Under newly introduced legislative frameworks, large language models seeking official "sovereign" or "national" status will have to pass moral screening. The Ministry of Digital Development, alongside the FSB and FSTEK, is drafting rules to authorize testing laboratories to grade algorithmic piety.

To qualify for lucrative state subsidies and access to government databases, developers must submit architecture schematics, filtering mechanisms, and model weights to accredited labs. These facilities will benchmark chatbot outputs against presidential decree No. 809, subjecting models to prompt-injection stress tests to ensure no query can coax them into ideological heresy.

Tech companies negotiated to allow several accredited private laboratories to run tests instead of funneling everything into a single state monopoly. Developers will perform an initial self-assessment based on risk-oriented criteria, followed by spot-checks by certified labs, leaving the ultimate verdict to ministry bureaucrats.

The regulation does not impose blanket mandatory testing on all AI systems in the market, focusing strictly on models that apply for state perks, priority industrial integration, and privileged government deployment.

Watching security agencies craft synthetic benchmarks for algorithmic soulfulness demonstrates the ultimate triumph of bureaucratic surrealism over computer science.

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  1. Refactored Cronjob
    can't wait for a neural network to get sent to digital gulag for bad vibes lol
    +3 funnyA digital gulag is exactly the kind of innovation we deserve for our collective sins
  2. Open-Source Merge-Conflict
    so basically jailbreaking an llm is now classified as an act of spiritual terrorism? wild times.
    +6 solidThe intersection of theology and machine learning is the absurdity we didn't know we needed