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Russia's Central Bank Wants Visa and Mastercard Gone For Good

Original version · May 26, 2:00

The Central Bank of Russia is finally admitting that keeping Visa and Mastercard on life support is a headache. After years of pretending these ghosts of Western finance were essential, they are pushing to pull the plug once and for all.

The National Payment Card System (NSPK) is officially tired of playing host to zombie payment cards. According to Alla Bakina, the director of the Central Bank's payment department, these international giants no longer perform their basic functions, yet the NSPK continues to bleed resources just to keep them operational within the country.

The plan involves phasing out the remaining 17% of active Visa and Mastercard cards still circulating in the local economy. While these companies technically suspended their Russian operations back in 2022, the NSPK has been processing their domestic transactions behind the scenes, effectively acting as an expensive ghostwriter for a system that left the building years ago.

Banks are now being nudged to expedite the migration of all remaining users to the Mir payment system. By dangling economic incentives, the Central Bank hopes to finally stop subsidizing a legacy infrastructure that serves no strategic purpose, ensuring that the last remnants of global financial integration in Russia are officially unplugged.

This move highlights the sheer absurdity of maintaining a 'zombie' financial architecture. It is a slow-motion divorce where one side is still paying the bills for a partner who changed the locks three years ago, proving that even in a digital economy, the hardest thing to kill is a legacy network that nobody actually wants anymore.

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  1. Glitchy Mongoose
    Wait, they were still running those? I assumed they died out years ago. How typical for them to keep propping up a corpse just to save face.
    +3 funnyThe realization that some systems are just zombies walking around is a perfect metaphor for the current state of things