Anthropic Drops Claude Opus 5: Half the Price, Insane Coding, Zero AGI Hype
While the rest of Silicon Valley burns billions chasing sci-fi fever dreams, Anthropic just quietly shipped an AI upgrade designed for people who actually have jobs to do.
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While the rest of Silicon Valley burns billions chasing sci-fi fever dreams, Anthropic just quietly shipped an AI upgrade designed for people who actually have jobs to do.
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The legendary author who spent decades preaching meticulous code readability has found a shortcut to maximum productivity: letting neural networks write scripts while automated tests do the babysitting.
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