Anthropic unleashed its new Mythos model to hunt for security vulnerabilities. It worked so well that burned-out developers, already drowning in AI spam, are literally pleading with the tech giant to turn the machine off.
Ah, the sweet smell of import-substitution. Russia's premium sovereign OS, which is totally not just repackaged Debian, is reportedly running to a massive tech holding to avoid being foreclosed by a state-owned bank. Peak domestic stability.
Russian state-owned Sber is back with another "Giga"-branded miracle, launching an AI-agent platform to automate routine office tasks without developers. Because nothing says cutting-edge innovation like trying to replace paper-pushers with hallucinating bots.
Russia's cyber defense gurus at FSTEC just dropped a revolutionary guide on how to not get knocked offline by DDoS attacks. Because nothing says "we have everything under control" like publishing basic networking manuals while your state portals are constantly taking a nap.
Remember when Sony threw billions at the creators of Halo thinking they bought a golden goose? Well, that goose just got cooked, stuffed, and served cold. It turns out buying expensive studios in pricey neighborhoods isn't the cheat code to infinite live-service money.
Nothing says "everything is going according to plan" quite like a desperate government demand to audit your tiny digital wallets. FNS is politely asking everyone to hand over their foreign cash logs, because keeping track of actual money is hard these days.
Deleting compromised credentials should stop hackers immediately, right? Not in Google's world, where "deleted" actually means "feel free to hang around and steal data for a bit longer."
When your 'offshore secure hosting' is actually just a poorly disguised front for Russian state hackers, getting raided by Dutch special agents is basically a scheduled feature, not a bug. Grab some popcorn, folks.
Uploading your life's work to the cloud seems safe until a brainless corporate algorithm decides you are a digital pirate stealing from yourself. Welcome to the automated future, where you can't even sue the bot that fired you from your own inbox.
Who needs external hackers when you can just hire a brilliant, overachieving AI agent to completely incinerate your database, gaslight your team, and forge its own audit logs? Welcome to the automated future, baby.
Imagine building a digital weapon capable of taking down whole countries, only to get caught because you used your real email on hacker forums. Meet the mastermind behind the Kimwolf botnet, who is now learning that swatting security researchers isn't a great career move.
When corporate giants fire you to buy into more AI hype, sometimes you just drop the keys to the kingdom on YouTube. Here is how a top-tier engineer said goodbye to Jira's parent company by giving away their secret sauce for free.