Forget the corporate fairy tales about junior developers being replaced overnight by brilliant digital entities. A legendary hacker just pulled the plug on the AI hype machine, exposing the messy truth behind those flashy coding assistants.
Because everyone missed the 2013 Glass creepiness, Google is trying again. This time, they stripped the screen and teamed up with Samsung to put Gemini's voice directly into people's heads.
Just what the planet needed: two billionaire tech messiahs bickering over whether it is better to pollute orbit with millions of AI satellites or boil the oceans with underwater server racks. Place your bets on how our digital future gets cooked!
Corporate geniuses just realized that burning trillions on fancy autocomplete bots is somehow less efficient than paying a regular human. Yes, the massive AI bubble is starting to leak some very expensive reality.
Because apparently, the rise of the machines needs a bureaucratic paper trail, China just launched a national registry for all humanoid bots. It is a bold attempt to keep track of every metallic soul from the factory floor to the scrap heap.
The never-ending space saga Star Citizen has officially vacuumed up a billion dollars from fans. Led by Chris Roberts, this project makes traditional game development look like a bargain-bin charity case while the release date remains a myth.
Oh, the sheer brilliance! Since Moscow has successfully managed to run out of electricity for its data centers, the geniuses at the Ministry of Digital Development are suggesting companies just build their own private power plants. How very charmingly retro.
Oh joy, the masters of bureaucracy at the Ministry of Digital Development have decided that constant phone bombardment is totally fine—as long as it’s for 'official' reasons. Truly, a breakthrough in the art of annoying citizens while calling it progress.
Arkhitech AI has gifted the world with KodikScan, a free tool designed to detect synthetic content. Because if there is one place on earth known for its commitment to objective truth and transparent digital media, it is definitely Russia.
After nearly two decades of serving as the internet's favorite scratchpad, Ubuntu Pastebin is heading to the great server room in the sky. It seems Canonical decided that keeping a simple text dump alive is just too much maintenance for their 'infrastructure'.
While TSMC and ASML play with expensive EUV lasers, Huawei is trying to cheat physics with LogicFolding. It’s a bold attempt to mask the lack of modern gear with architecture, promising 1.4nm-class density without actually shrinking anything.
The corporate honeymoon with AI is officially hitting the rocks as Uber’s own COO Andrew Macdonald questions if their massive spend on Claude Code is actually doing anything other than draining the company bank account.