Riot Games just went full chaotic evil on cheaters. Their notorious Vanguard anti-cheat is allegedly bricking the hardware of players using shady DMA cards, and instead of denying it, the devs publicly clowned them on Twitter. Let the tears flow!
What happens when you mix Google's chic wearable fashion with Valve's raw hardware design? Absolute, sizzling fireworks. It turns out keeping your shiny gadgets in one place can easily turn your desk into a low-budget pyrotechnic show.
Oh look, another day, another brand trying to make the 90s feel 'smart.' Ayaneo has decided that your childhood nostalgia wasn't complete without a digital nanny powered by AI. It’s a retro console, but apparently, it needs an existential crisis.
Texas is dragging Meta to court, claiming WhatsApp’s 'end-to-end encryption' is basically a digital fairy tale. If the allegations hold water, those intimate secrets shared in the app might be just a database query away for the tech giant.
Russia’s parallel-imported gaming industry is reaching peak absurdity as local bloggers crowd-fund a massive live show in Moscow to prove that "domestic game dev" is alive. Spoiler: it mostly involves strict age limits and a lot of cleaning bills.
When life gives you a bricked $700 phone with a permanent pink stripe on the screen, you don't throw it away. You slap an old PC fan on it and build a retro gaming beast that puts modern consoles to shame. Take notes, Google.
Forget the apocalypse—Google’s James Manyika is calling out tech doom-mongers who promised a mass-extinction event for your career. It seems those dramatic predictions about white-collar jobs vanishing were just convenient fiction to spice up a pitch deck.
Oh, look, another corporate fairytale where global tech giants decided competition is for losers. While we were busy worrying about storage space, TDK and NHK Spring were allegedly playing Monopoly with our wallets for thirteen long years.
Forget sci-fi overlords with massive brains. The AI apocalypse is coming, but it’s dressed as a mildly distracted teenager who doesn't know how to spell and takes forever to reply. Peer-reviewed science confirms we are officially doomed to chat with bots forever.
Finally, a messaging app for when the apocalypse hits or you're just trying to sneakily chat with your neighbor across the street. Who needs gigabit fiber when you can blink your way into someone's DMs?
Anthropic unleashed its new Mythos model to hunt for security vulnerabilities. It worked so well that burned-out developers, already drowning in AI spam, are literally pleading with the tech giant to turn the machine off.
Ah, the sweet smell of import-substitution. Russia's premium sovereign OS, which is totally not just repackaged Debian, is reportedly running to a massive tech holding to avoid being foreclosed by a state-owned bank. Peak domestic stability.