While Apple is busy pretending its multi-billion-dollar car project never existed, Waymo just swooped in to buy their massive, secret desert playground. Talk about recycling corporate failures into autonomous robotaxi empires!
After years of forcing a mediocre search engine, the team at Microsoft is finally waving the white flag. Yes, that annoying web search in your Start menu is officially on death row.
Chinese tech giants are currently engaged in a brutal race to the bottom, practically giving away their AI models for pennies. It turns out that when your business model relies on copying others, the only way to compete is to destroy your own profit margins.
Forget robot dogs and humanoid metal servants. Engineers at Duke University just built a multi-legged beast that moves in any direction with absolute ease, rendering the very concept of "turning around" completely obsolete.
The tech war just reached peak comedy. Apple booted a major Russian messenger from the App Store, and local officials are already predicting a mass exodus from iOS to their own patriotic operating system.
When the silicon chips run out, it is time to pivot to silicon of a completely different kind. An iconic electronics retailer is expanding its marketplace to save its dying business with adult wellness products. Talk about a hard reboot!
This is not another useless AI wrapper or a gadget you will throw away in two years. We are talking about rewriting the biological code of our bodies to fix things that were always considered completely unfixable. Prepare to have your mind blown.
The supposedly revolutionary solid-state battery from Donut Lab turns out to be a total fabrication. After raising millions, this house of cards is collapsing under the weight of basic chemistry and some very angry independent experts.
Remember that AI model that was secretly helping tech giants patch their security holes because it was too dangerously smart to be left alive? Well, corporate anxiety has officially lost to market pressure, and it is finally out in the wild.
While hardware giants beg you to buy custom multi-million dollar microchips just to get fast AI text, some absolute madmen in China just broke the speed barrier using the regular graphics cards already sitting in standard server racks.
Apple has unveiled its Apple Foundation Model update, effectively turning Siri into a functional assistant by offloading the heavy lifting to Google. It’s the tech equivalent of a genius finally asking for the study guide.
Ah, the secure embrace of big tech. Just when everyone thought trendy vibe-coding setups were safe, we get a spectacular security faceplant from the very company that owns the playground. Who needs cyber defenses when deleting the code is an option?