While Silicon Valley screams about AI replacing everyone, it turns out our digital overlords are completely powerless against the true final boss: terrible web design. A new study shows why bots are great at coding but fail biology.
While tech bros panic about AI taking over the world and becoming sentient, the smartest guy in the room just dropped a massive reality check. It turns out, giving machines a soul is an opt-in feature, not an automatic update.
We knew AI chips were hot, but we have reached peak absurdity: we are now literally liquid-cooling the power strip. At Computex 2026, Molex dropped a bombshell that proves current data centers are basically on life support.
Oh joy, another day in the walled garden where Apple decides what 20 million people get to install. Maksut Shadaev is throwing a tantrum because his precious MAX messenger got the boot, proving once again that corporate ego trumps utility.
While Abundant AI just dropped a benchmark that forces models to actually work for a living, it turns out our expensive silicon geniuses are absolute champions of the 'almost finished' category.
Ever wonder why you're solving endless CAPTCHAs just to search on Google? Your brand-new television might be moonlighting as a digital mercenary, renting out your home IP address to corporate scrapers while you sleep.
After years of watching Samsung users suffer through screen creases, Apple is finally ready to reinvent the wheel. Dummy units of the rumored iPhone Fold have leaked, and they look suspiciously like an iPad mini folded in half.
The glorious future of AI-powered coding is finally here, and it’s an absolute comedy of errors. Hackers just figured out that instead of bypassing security, they can just ask your fancy new virtual assistant to rob you blind. Welcome to the automated apocalypse!
After years of bragging and a massive $250 million lawsuit for selling vaporware, Apple finally admitted they can't build a decent AI. Meet the new, "revolutionary" Siri—which is actually just Google in a fancy trench coat.
Russian digital overseers have once again demonstrated their supreme competence by cutting off local developers from the lifeblood of Python. It seems someone has a very specific, recurring Monday morning panic attack.
Elon Musk is doubling down on his cosmic internet dream, aiming to bloat the Starlink constellation to 100,000 units. While the boss is busy drafting grand plans for orbital data centers, his own top brass seems slightly more grounded in reality.
A trans-atlantic flight turned around because some teenager thought naming their wireless speaker after an explosive device was peak humor. Let's talk about how modern security systems and pure human stubbornness just ruined a vacation for hundreds of people.