The biotech giant 23andMe managed to turn a billion-dollar promise into a digital dumpster fire. After leaking the genetic secrets of millions, they are now facing a furious lawsuit from California's AG Rob Bonta. It is a masterclass in corporate negligence.
Microsoft just dropped a friendly reminder that your security certificates are aging like milk. Unless you want your Windows 11 machine to become a glorified paperweight for hackers, it is time to embrace the digital chore of the decade.
Because nothing says "we understand technology" quite like politicians trying to DRM a plastic nozzle. California's latest brilliant plan to stop DIY weapons involves turning your harmless hobbyist machine into a snitch that phones home.
So, Las Vegas just hosted the much-hyped Enhanced Games, a spectacle where cheating is basically the business model. Spoiler: even with all that chemistry and fancy gear, the human body still refuses to be a superhero. What a mess.
OpenAI just flexed on Anthropic by making their latest model cheaper and faster at fixing code. It turns out Claude Opus 4.8 is like that over-engineered printer that burns through ink just to print one page—impressive, but painful for the wallet.
Researchers at Hong Kong Polytechnic University just proved that if you want to break a powerful AI, you shouldn't just ask nicely—you should show it a movie. It seems our digital overlords have a massive blind spot that turns every video into a potential key.
In a move that screams "we have no idea what we are doing," Gazprom is offloading its fancy satellite factory and mission control center. Apparently, space is hard when you're busy running gas pipes, so they are dumping it all onto a mysterious new startup.
It turns out keeping your AI model in a basement pays off. A new report from Epoch AI shows the gap between the nerds building for everyone and the corporate giants hoarding their secret sauce is actually widening, not shrinking.
Microsoft just decided that flat-rate subscriptions are for losers. By switching Github Copilot to a token-based billing system starting June 1, they’ve turned a helpful coding assistant into a potential financial black hole for unsuspecting developers.
Visa is betting big on Replit to let AI agents spend money without human supervision. Because apparently, the only thing missing from our lives is software that can order groceries and drain savings accounts while we sleep.
OpenAI is finally letting outsiders play with GPT-Rosalind, their biology-focused model. It’s a bold move to treat diseases while keeping the scary stuff under wraps—or at least that’s the corporate script for this new 'defensive acceleration' vibe.
Forget your boring office chair—SpaceX is building literal space-discs to turn orbit into an assembly line. The FAA just gave the green light to this sci-fi fever dream, proving once again that Elon Musk is basically speed-running the future.