Book publishers just convinced a US judge to ban the world’s biggest pirate library from the internet. They also demanded a massive multi-million dollar payout, because apparently suing anonymous internet ghosts is a great use of billable hours.
Elon’s latest shiny metal tube went for a swim, hit a target, and then turned into a pile of confetti. While the internet trolls are busy sharpening their knives, the engineers are probably popping champagne over a controlled splashdown.
Turns out, generating pictures of cats wearing suits didn't magically double corporate revenues. A massive survey shows 90% of AI pilots got quietly dumped. Let's laugh at the trillion-dollar hype train crashing into the brick wall of actual business reality.
We’ve been breaking our backs trying to manufacture 'green' hydrogen like it’s a miracle, while the planet has apparently been sitting on a massive, ready-to-use stockpile all along. Turns out, Mother Nature doesn't need a factory to provide the fuel of the future.
Meet Marcus: Sber's new 'multi-agent' AI that promises to turn your marketing department into a hive mind. Because obviously, the only thing missing from corporate strategy was more machine-generated fluff.
Microsoft is officially letting you evict the annoying Copilot button that’s been haunting your Excel cells. After forcing an AI sidekick into every pixel of your workspace, the company is finally learning that 'ubiquitous' is just another word for 'clutter.'
Perplexity just handed out a free digital bouncer for your dev environment. It’s an open-source scanner that keeps a watchful eye on your IDE plugins and dependencies without actually running the code—because letting software execute itself is so last year.
Prepare to shed a tear for the sophisticated literary elite. It turns out the prestigious judges who praised these "deeply lyrical and atmospheric" masterpieces were actually swooning over standard algorithms. Who knew a robot could capture the human soul so cheaply?
NVIDIA’s latest financial report just dropped, and it’s essentially a masterclass in how to print money while everyone else fights over the scrap metal. Forget the buzzwords; the GPU-gods are officially the only ones winning the AI gold rush.
The AI price war is getting weird. DeepSeek is making headlines by permanently slashing its V4-Pro API costs, but there's a catch: the 'original' price tag was a ghost that existed for just a few days back in April.
Anthropic's co-founder went to Oxford to tell everyone we still have a "non-zero" chance of extinction. But hey, before the apocalypse, AI will allegedly win a Nobel, run million-dollar firms, and help your plumber. Conveniently, their valuation just hit $900B.
You thought leaving a market meant actually leaving? Cute. Italian coffee giant DeLonghi is playing 4D chess in Russia, suing a local classifieds giant not to win, but to legally dox regular people selling used espresso machines. Talk about a bitter brew!