NVIDIA’s latest financial report just dropped, and it’s essentially a masterclass in how to print money while everyone else fights over the scrap metal. Forget the buzzwords; the GPU-gods are officially the only ones winning the AI gold rush.
The AI price war is getting weird. DeepSeek is making headlines by permanently slashing its V4-Pro API costs, but there's a catch: the 'original' price tag was a ghost that existed for just a few days back in April.
Anthropic's co-founder went to Oxford to tell everyone we still have a "non-zero" chance of extinction. But hey, before the apocalypse, AI will allegedly win a Nobel, run million-dollar firms, and help your plumber. Conveniently, their valuation just hit $900B.
You thought leaving a market meant actually leaving? Cute. Italian coffee giant DeLonghi is playing 4D chess in Russia, suing a local classifieds giant not to win, but to legally dox regular people selling used espresso machines. Talk about a bitter brew!
When your domestic IT infrastructure is so hopelessly tangled that you have to escape to a friendly foreign metropolis just to pay someone to find the digital duct tape holding it together. Welcome to the peak of import substitution.
The coffee giant poured millions into an automated inventory system, only to discover that their fancy neural network has the spatial awareness of a goldfish. Turns out, teaching a robot to count beans is harder than teaching a barista to spell your name correctly.
The annual Skolkovo tech-party is getting a facelift. Abandoning the pretense of actual innovation, the event is pivoting to 'practical implementation'—which is corporate speak for 'please, someone just buy our vaporware.'
Forget curing diseases or solving climate change. The true frontier of artificial intelligence is deciding whether a pump of salted caramel is actually how you feel today. A groundbreaking achievement in digital over-engineering has arrived.
Alibaba dropped a powerhouse AI that eats benchmarks for breakfast, outperforming industry giants. While the tech specs are undeniably impressive, the suspicion lingers that this speed is just a fancy wrapper for a heavily filtered mouthpiece.
Investors are throwing a pile of cash at a company that has yet to show a single pixel of product. It’s the classic Silicon Valley move: take a buzzword, add a billionaire founder, and watch the venture capital rain down like it’s 2021 all over again.
HMD Global is officially trading its Nordic minimalism for an AI-powered identity crisis. By stuffing Indian-made Sarvam AI into their budget Vibe 2 5G handsets, the company is betting that cheap chatbots matter more than the ghost of a dead phone brand.
Forget soldiers with rifles; the US Cyber Command is busy assembling a digital death squad. It’s either a masterclass in modern warfare or the beginning of a sci-fi horror flick where the paperwork actually kills us all.