Oh, look, another tech giant getting its pockets picked! Google DeepMind just lost its shiny Nobel prize crown jewel to Anthropic, proving that even unlimited free organic snacks can't keep top talent from jumping ship.
While tech bros use AI to generate pictures of the Pope in a puffer jacket, scientists just used a supposedly "outdated" model to solve medical mysteries that baffled human doctors for years. Here is how it actually worked.
The UK Government is taking a page from Australia’s playbook to save the youth from the digital void. It’s a bold, slightly panicked attempt to force kids back into the 90s, whether they want to live there or not.
The latest Global AI Jobs Barometer from PwC is essentially a giant 'good luck' note to anyone starting their career today. It seems the entry-level ladder hasn't just been moved; it's been replaced by a wall that requires a decade of experience to climb.
Anthropic is scrambling to fix its relationship with the White House after its latest AI, Fable 5, got slapped with export controls. It seems being smart isn't enough when the government thinks your software is essentially a digital lockpick.
Turns out the AI revolution is just glorified middle management. A new report shows that while Glean and similar tools claim to save time, humans are burning nearly as much energy just fixing bot-induced messes as they save from the actual automation.
An unlucky student at Moscow International University just proved that tech-bros shouldn't play judge with Anti-Plagiarism tools. The university thought they were being clever, but a court just gave them a painful lesson in basic logic.
Talk about a digital breakup. GlobalSign is back for round two, pulling the plug on TLS certificates for sanctioned Russian entities. It seems the internet’s gatekeepers have decided that some websites simply don't deserve the luxury of a green padlock.
Anthropic is doing its best 'everything is fine' dance in Seoul, swearing that their Fable 5 model will be back online shortly. It’s adorable how they think polite corporate optimism is a substitute for actual government clearance.
Move over, Neuralink. The tech startup Paradromics just successfully shoved a Connexus chip into a human brain, aiming to turn thoughts into speech for those who lost their voice. It is basically a USB port for your soul, but with more platinum.
In a move that defines 'expensive hobby,' Google shelled out billions to bring Noam Shazeer home, only to watch him sprint straight to OpenAI. It’s a masterclass in how to burn cash while simultaneously handing your crown jewels to the competition.
Midjourney just pivoted from making trippy AI art to hardware medicine, claiming a machine that scans your whole body in a minute. It is essentially an ultrasound-in-a-bath-tub, because who doesn't want their medical diagnostics served with a side of steam and sauna?